Even in theory, I have never been a fan of toys that use air pulsation. They’re a nice concept, but they’ve never seen – or felt – like something I personally enjoy receiving. My experiences trying out a couple of…
Category: Toy Reviews
Chest Fucking, Back Riding, Waist Ouching
I have a few strap on harnesses, and even fewer occasions to use them. Honestly, I’m always a bit self-conscious of my skills in this area – it’s a stamina thing. Strap on sex is something that you have to…
Dress Me In Bike Tubes
Feeling sexy as a trans person is hard sometimes. One of the things that helps me personally is to dress up, to look good. I take a great deal of satisfaction in showing up to an event done up, knowing…
Standing to Pee (in Your Bum)
I’ve gone on record talking about how I’ve never wanted to have a penis, and I stand by that, I don’t. But I’m also pretty into watersports, and honestly my aim isn’t great. I’ve always hated those pee-in-a-cup tests because…
Servant Sex Toys’ Lune
Always on the hunt for more Canadian sex toy manufacturers, I discovered Servant Sex Toys on my last visit to Edmonton. The owner of Express Video was excitedly telling me about this new local company and he started pulling all…
Estim Spanking Paddle
Impact play is great. Estim is fucking incredible. But this estim paddle was a swing and a miss, especially at a $225 price tag.
MysteryVibe Crescendo
Have you ever got caught up in the hype or special features of something, been incredibly excited to experience it, and then ended up hating it? Of course you have; you’re an adult and it’s almost 2018. Hopefully that happened…
Kink Roundup- Vegan Cuffs, Hello Touch X, and Buck Dich
Craving some kink before the holidays? Perhaps you’re eying some new vegan bondage gear or some new pain toys? You’re in luck – I have been lucky enough to receive a small handful of kink toys this winter – two…
Butt Stuffed – Luxe Explore, Don, and Butnik
I have a very on-again, off-again relationship with anal. When I was younger, it was the only type of penetration that I enjoyed receiving. Then eventually, for no real reason, I became indifferent to it. Over the years, I’ve see-sawed…
Sorry, CJ Hooker: I’m not Quite Hooked
Hole Punch Toys is this fantastic silicone toy maker located in Minneapolis. They make delights such as the SQURM, a revolver, and a Chewbacca penis, and are one of the few companies that I want absolutely every single one of…