I have a very on-again, off-again relationship with anal. When I was younger, it was the only type of penetration that I enjoyed receiving. Then eventually, for no real reason, I became indifferent to it. Over the years, I’ve see-sawed…
Category: Anal Toys
Sorry, CJ Hooker: I’m not Quite Hooked
Hole Punch Toys is this fantastic silicone toy maker located in Minneapolis. They make delights such as the SQURM, a revolver, and a Chewbacca penis, and are one of the few companies that I want absolutely every single one of…
Pleasure Works Sidekick Review
Forever wanting to expand my collecting of butt toys – and get my butt back in the habit of taking things – I was quite pleased to get my hands on the Pleasure Work’s Sidekick. It is non-porous and extremely…
Njoy Fun Wand Review
God I love metal. The sound of the steel clasp on restraints being secured… how cold the metal of a toy can feel as it first touches your skin… the weight of it as it slides into you… When it…
SQÜRM by Hole Punch Toys Review
If you’re anything like me, you will sometimes stumble across sex toys that are very odd or unique in design and your first thought will be “how many different ways can I stick that inside of me?”. Introducing the SQURM…
We Vibe Tango Pleasure Mate Collection
The Pleasure Mate collection comes with Standard Innovation’s Tango vibrator, Dusk butt plug, and Glow g-spot stimulator. It has a one-year warranty, if you register the vibrator (I am still INCREDIBLY impressed every time I get to register my sex…
Cal Exotics Uncut Emperor Pure Skin Dildo
Note: This review was edited on June 6, 2016, to add more information about porous sex toys and what that means. As you probably know, I love foreskin. I love it on penises. I love it on toys. I love…
Tantus Twist
I’ve been curious about twisted plugs like this for a while. I kept lusting after this one and the Do the Twist glass dildo, wondering about how they’d feel. Since I am oddly obsessed with textures, I figured there was…
Tantus B-Bomb
I’ve been in the market for a nice butt plug for a while. I have the Njoy Pure Plug Medium which is amazing but it’s a little too big for plug + getting fucked, which is basically my favourite thing….