Hole Punch Toys is this fantastic silicone toy maker located in Minneapolis. They make delights such as the SQURM, a revolver, and a Chewbacca penis, and are one of the few companies that I want absolutely every single one of…
Category: Toy Reviews
Bulletproof Paddle with Holes
I have been lusting after lexan impact toys for what feels like eons (when Kate Sloan got hers, my lust intensified so very, very much); I love the weight of them, the amount of flex they have while still being…
Ruby Glow
I’m one of those people who can get off to most things, if properly motivated. I enjoy most kinds of sensations and types of stimulation, and have fetishes for so very much. I’ve also gotten to the point in my…
Not a Satisfyer, Rather a Terrifyer
Sometimes, things get a lot of hype, you get excited, and you want to jump on the bandwagon and try it! Other times you hear about them and your upper lip pulls back in a snarl and you go “…yeah,…
Kinky Summer Camp: Loves, Lessons, and Limits
Have you ever wondered what it’s like to go to a kink camp in the middle of nowhere with about 700 other kinksters – only four of which you’re certain you know going into the event? Anyone? Well, I have….
Vegans Love Even More Kink!
In part one, I talked about the differences between Stockroom’s Silicone and Vondage bondage lines and compared the ankle cuffs (silicone and vondage) and their collars (silicone and vondage). There are several other goodies to talk about, though! Vondage Bit…
Vegans Love Kink, Too!
I’ve long since lost track of how many kinks I have, and often find myself in kink stores (or online shopping), realizing that yes, I want that. And that, and that, and that. But then I inspect the items closer…
Plunge and Thwack Paddle Review
By now, it’s no secret that I adore hurting people. And, if the conditions are right, I adore being hurt, too! What else do I love? Vegan kink items. 100% body-safe materials. Toys that are as easy to clean as…
Double Ended Textured Sensual Glass Dildo
I am intense about textures. The only time I tried acid was with a guy I was hooking up with. We ended up having sex, mostly because I was so freaked out by the texture of his clothing (wool shirt…
Intro to Fantasy Toys
I have never been a fantasy dick kind of guy. I mean, I love strange, non-realistic toys like my SQURM, but that really isn’t a fantasy toy. I have marveled over Lunabelle‘s very impressive collection, but then I’ve felt how…