I’ve gone on record talking about how I’ve never wanted to have a penis, and I stand by that, I don’t. But I’m also pretty into watersports, and honestly my aim isn’t great. I’ve always hated those pee-in-a-cup tests because…
Tag: body safe
September Spotlight: Pleasure Connoisseurs
The spotlight is a feature that takes place on the first and third Monday of every month and is designed to highlight a blog, vlog, or podcast that is under a year old. There will occasionally be other folks featured…
Servant Sex Toys’ Lune
Always on the hunt for more Canadian sex toy manufacturers, I discovered Servant Sex Toys on my last visit to Edmonton. The owner of Express Video was excitedly telling me about this new local company and he started pulling all…
MysteryVibe Crescendo
Have you ever got caught up in the hype or special features of something, been incredibly excited to experience it, and then ended up hating it? Of course you have; you’re an adult and it’s almost 2018. Hopefully that happened…
Kink Roundup- Vegan Cuffs, Hello Touch X, and Buck Dich
Craving some kink before the holidays? Perhaps you’re eying some new vegan bondage gear or some new pain toys? You’re in luck – I have been lucky enough to receive a small handful of kink toys this winter – two…
Butt Stuffed – Luxe Explore, Don, and Butnik
I have a very on-again, off-again relationship with anal. When I was younger, it was the only type of penetration that I enjoyed receiving. Then eventually, for no real reason, I became indifferent to it. Over the years, I’ve see-sawed…
Sorry, CJ Hooker: I’m not Quite Hooked
Hole Punch Toys is this fantastic silicone toy maker located in Minneapolis. They make delights such as the SQURM, a revolver, and a Chewbacca penis, and are one of the few companies that I want absolutely every single one of…
Ruby Glow
I’m one of those people who can get off to most things, if properly motivated. I enjoy most kinds of sensations and types of stimulation, and have fetishes for so very much. I’ve also gotten to the point in my…
Plunge and Thwack Paddle Review
By now, it’s no secret that I adore hurting people. And, if the conditions are right, I adore being hurt, too! What else do I love? Vegan kink items. 100% body-safe materials. Toys that are as easy to clean as…
Intro to Fantasy Toys
I have never been a fantasy dick kind of guy. I mean, I love strange, non-realistic toys like my SQURM, but that really isn’t a fantasy toy. I have marveled over Lunabelle‘s very impressive collection, but then I’ve felt how…