I have never been a fantasy dick kind of guy. I mean, I love strange, non-realistic toys like my SQURM, but that really isn’t a fantasy toy. I have marveled over Lunabelle‘s very impressive collection, but then I’ve felt how…
Tag: body safe
August Spotlight: Phallophile Reviews
Felicity, the blogger behind Phallophile Reviews, started writing in May of 2017. For someone who has only been around for a few short months, she is really making an impression on me. The first piece that I read by her was on how dildos have made her better at handjobs, which includes a few beautifully composed grab-the-dildo pictures, an ode to foreskin (which obviously I’m all for), and a good joke about her ability to open a pickle jar. What more could you want?!
We Vibe Touch: “Your Vibe is No Longer in my Way!”
I’m going to be totally honest with you – I didn’t want the We Vibe Touch, nor did I want to like it. I asked for this vibrator in frustration after the umpteenth cis dude said “uhh, your [wand vibrator]…
PalmPower Recharge Review
I’ve had my eye on the PalmPower Recharge since shortly after it was released as I was looking for a replacement for my trusty Mystic Wand, and had the following criteria: No larger or heavier than the Mystic Wand –…
Tantus Rumble Review
In 2016, Tantus released their first wand vibrator! There was a lot of hype and excitement about this, as Tantus is well-known to make some of the most incredible silicone toys (their dual-density makes me swoon), but the release of…
Pleasure Works Sidekick Review
Forever wanting to expand my collecting of butt toys – and get my butt back in the habit of taking things – I was quite pleased to get my hands on the Pleasure Work’s Sidekick. It is non-porous and extremely…
Njoy Fun Wand Review
God I love metal. The sound of the steel clasp on restraints being secured… how cold the metal of a toy can feel as it first touches your skin… the weight of it as it slides into you… When it…
Dalia and Adori by Désirables Review
The folks over at Désirables really know how to make toys that are lovely to use and packaged in such a god damned pretty way. I’ve been on a Canadian kick as of late so when researching local companies I…
Tantus Twist
I’ve been curious about twisted plugs like this for a while. I kept lusting after this one and the Do the Twist glass dildo, wondering about how they’d feel. Since I am oddly obsessed with textures, I figured there was…