I have a very on-again, off-again relationship with anal. When I was younger, it was the only type of penetration that I enjoyed receiving. Then eventually, for no real reason, I became indifferent to it. Over the years, I’ve see-sawed…
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Sorry, CJ Hooker: I’m not Quite Hooked
Hole Punch Toys is this fantastic silicone toy maker located in Minneapolis. They make delights such as the SQURM, a revolver, and a Chewbacca penis, and are one of the few companies that I want absolutely every single one of…
The Best Of: October
Happy Halloween, lovelies! I hope everyone has their costumes ready for Tuesday night (and/or the parties this weekend). I’m not sure yet what I’ll dress as, but I suspect it’ll probably be a revamp of last year’s fox costume…possibly with…
Not a Satisfyer, Rather a Terrifyer
Sometimes, things get a lot of hype, you get excited, and you want to jump on the bandwagon and try it! Other times you hear about them and your upper lip pulls back in a snarl and you go “…yeah,…
Vegans Love Even More Kink!
In part one, I talked about the differences between Stockroom’s Silicone and Vondage bondage lines and compared the ankle cuffs (silicone and vondage) and their collars (silicone and vondage). There are several other goodies to talk about, though! Vondage Bit…
Flights, Floggers, Borders, and Bondage – A Guide to Flying with Kink Toys
One perk of my work is that I’m able to travel a lot.One weird fact about me is that I have the worst travel luck. Seriously. Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong; from emergency landings because a bird…
Double Ended Textured Sensual Glass Dildo
I am intense about textures. The only time I tried acid was with a guy I was hooking up with. We ended up having sex, mostly because I was so freaked out by the texture of his clothing (wool shirt…
Intro to Fantasy Toys
I have never been a fantasy dick kind of guy. I mean, I love strange, non-realistic toys like my SQURM, but that really isn’t a fantasy toy. I have marveled over Lunabelle‘s very impressive collection, but then I’ve felt how…
August Spotlight: Phallophile Reviews
Felicity, the blogger behind Phallophile Reviews, started writing in May of 2017. For someone who has only been around for a few short months, she is really making an impression on me. The first piece that I read by her was on how dildos have made her better at handjobs, which includes a few beautifully composed grab-the-dildo pictures, an ode to foreskin (which obviously I’m all for), and a good joke about her ability to open a pickle jar. What more could you want?!
We Vibe Touch: “Your Vibe is No Longer in my Way!”
I’m going to be totally honest with you – I didn’t want the We Vibe Touch, nor did I want to like it. I asked for this vibrator in frustration after the umpteenth cis dude said “uhh, your [wand vibrator]…