Always on the hunt for more Canadian sex toy manufacturers, I discovered Servant Sex Toys on my last visit to Edmonton. The owner of Express Video was excitedly telling me about this new local company and he started pulling all…
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Estim Spanking Paddle
Impact play is great. Estim is fucking incredible. But this estim paddle was a swing and a miss, especially at a $225 price tag.
Butt Stuffed – Luxe Explore, Don, and Butnik
I have a very on-again, off-again relationship with anal. When I was younger, it was the only type of penetration that I enjoyed receiving. Then eventually, for no real reason, I became indifferent to it. Over the years, I’ve see-sawed…
Sorry, CJ Hooker: I’m not Quite Hooked
Hole Punch Toys is this fantastic silicone toy maker located in Minneapolis. They make delights such as the SQURM, a revolver, and a Chewbacca penis, and are one of the few companies that I want absolutely every single one of…
Bulletproof Paddle with Holes
I have been lusting after lexan impact toys for what feels like eons (when Kate Sloan got hers, my lust intensified so very, very much); I love the weight of them, the amount of flex they have while still being…
Ruby Glow
I’m one of those people who can get off to most things, if properly motivated. I enjoy most kinds of sensations and types of stimulation, and have fetishes for so very much. I’ve also gotten to the point in my…
Not a Satisfyer, Rather a Terrifyer
Sometimes, things get a lot of hype, you get excited, and you want to jump on the bandwagon and try it! Other times you hear about them and your upper lip pulls back in a snarl and you go “…yeah,…
Plunge and Thwack Paddle Review
By now, it’s no secret that I adore hurting people. And, if the conditions are right, I adore being hurt, too! What else do I love? Vegan kink items. 100% body-safe materials. Toys that are as easy to clean as…
Intro to Fantasy Toys
I have never been a fantasy dick kind of guy. I mean, I love strange, non-realistic toys like my SQURM, but that really isn’t a fantasy toy. I have marveled over Lunabelle‘s very impressive collection, but then I’ve felt how…
We Vibe Touch: “Your Vibe is No Longer in my Way!”
I’m going to be totally honest with you – I didn’t want the We Vibe Touch, nor did I want to like it. I asked for this vibrator in frustration after the umpteenth cis dude said “uhh, your [wand vibrator]…