Disclaimer: I have not used this toy.
I was really excited when I picked it up; it was bought for a kinky threesome I was supposed to have with a cis man and another trans* man. I had three days to get a double ended dildo if we were going to use one and I wanted to be certain the one I got was long enough that my friend and I could use it at the same time without worrying about our fluids mixing. Because of these reasons, I got a Pipedream product, something I normally avoid whenever possible.
The threesome never ended up happening which was upsetting at the time and the toy was put away for two and a half months.
I should point out that this took place during a Canadian winter, so the toy was kept cold.
I was still excited about trying it (thinking about using it in both my holes at the same time sounded like so much fun!) so eventually I picked it up and passed it to my partner…and a literal STRING of black, gooey dildo material stretched from the head of the toy to my hand.
You know what a grilled cheese sandwich does when you cut it in half?
Yes, that. Except dildo material.
Unfortunately, I wasn’t reviewing at that time and immediately threw the toy out without taking a picture but suffice to say there was a definite dent in one of the heads.
I should also note that the entire time I owned this toy, it smelled. Strongly. After almost three months of having it aired out, it still smelled really strong. And really bad.
It was sticky to the touch when brand new; the kind of sticky that makes me a bit worried about the ability to properly clean it.
Suffice to say, I’m very glad I didn’t end up putting this inside me, with or without a condom. If it reacts this way to sitting on a shelf in the midst of winter, I don’t want to think about what may happen when exposed to lube, fluids, and vigorous thrusting.
Do yourself a favour and do not buy this. If you are given it, maybe try spanking your partner with it because I suspect it’d leave a hilarious bruise, but do not put it in you. I’m not even going to link to a place where you could purchase it, that’s how strongly I feel about it.
I attempted to contact Pipedream about this issue and never heard back from them.